I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so let's talk penis.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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