what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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