My first STD was from a foam party
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
high people should be assigned attendants
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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