I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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