is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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