So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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