it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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