Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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