i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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