How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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