Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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