You surviving the open bar?
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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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