yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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