He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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