Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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