Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Houston, we have a squirter
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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