You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Couch. On fire.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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