so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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