so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
where are my pants?
in the oven.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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