herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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