I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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