it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
