He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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