it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
whose parrot is this?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
