That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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