? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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