Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
