i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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