I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
