So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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