8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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