Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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