areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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