Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Randomize