I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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