Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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