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I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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