let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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