You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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