you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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