She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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