She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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