well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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