I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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