Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize