I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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