My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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