do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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