That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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