North Korea, Best Korea!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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