She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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