So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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