To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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