Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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