Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I can't turn off my feet"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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