okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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