Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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