glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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